Total Medals Earned: 68 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,055 Points
Medals Earned: 3/40 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/125 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/490 points)
Medals Earned: 8/26 (40/500 points)
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Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Giving it one.
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
The coward lives to flee another day.
There IS time for loving.
Had a shootout.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Build a terrifying arsenal.
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Drink poison
Scale Mount Ulahard
Play with your dog
Craft your first potion
Burn Duro to get his ship
Complete Rhisla
Complete Ro'gor
Pick your first ingredient
Complete Aeryl
Complete Elaris
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Meztla
Complete Potal
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only
