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Joined on 1/7/13
Beat level 1!
Giving it one.
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully shaved it all off!
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the 1st Life Fruit!